18-Year Olds With Attitude
Online Pick-Up
I met a guy on the internet yesterday while playing online pool. He was kicking my ass, but once I emailed him my pic, he got all lovey dovey and let me win game after game. Then he proposed a new game, "Hide the sausage." It sounded dumb and boring. But he promised me a shopping spree at the mall if I played. The 'tard lost all three games we played. He tried hiding it in my mouth, my butt and my secret garden. But he gave himself away when his sausage started leaking. No I get to go shopping. Yippee!
